In this first amendment audit, Jose from SVG News First and another auditor visited a commercial complex in Miraloma California to run a first amendment audit. There, he met Megan, the security guard. She was upset that the auditors wouldn’t answer her questions and that they were taking pictures. She decided to call the police and the sheriff showed up. Megan also reported that they “might be Muslim.” Probably due to the now-infamous “moola” and SVG’s “shalla mehala”.

The sheriff department showed up and schooled Megan. After the sheriffs left, three other staff members from the building complex came to help Megan but were also educated in the legally protected activity taking place. They left soon thereafter, leaving Megan alone to suck on a cancer stick.